Doofus Woman Gets Equally Doofus Boyfriend’s Name Tattooed on Forehead
This woman's love for her boyfriend is written all over her face.
Twenty-year-old British woman Kourtney Leigh has her boyfriend's name tattooed over her eyebrows. "Ryan" appears over the left, while "Wibbo" -- that''s the nickname 23-year-old boyfriend Ryan Wibberley goes by -- sits over her right.
The couple has been dating since February, when Wibberley was released from prison.
Why did Leigh agree to to the stamp?
I do it because he’s paranoid and wants to have me branded. He thinks it’ll put other men off. I don’t really care what people have been saying about me."
He's trying to claim her like a sack lunch in the office fridge and she's got attitude. It's a match made in heaven.
Wibberley is a tattoo artist and ladies man if there ever was one. We say that because he says he has convinced 39 ex-girlfriends -- 39! -- to get his name inked on their bodies, although most have chosen non-foreheaded parts of the body.
What kind of black magic is Wibberley employing to convince these ladies to use their bodies as his canvas?
I just get pissed up and I get my tattoo gun out. It’s a laugh. It’s not taking advantage because they want it done. I’ve got Kourtney’s name on my hand, but she’s the only ex whose name I’ve got done. I’ve branded her like Heinz Beans."
Yes, Wibbo did refer to her as an ex -- when you've got more than three dozen exes, you can start to predict which relationships are going to peter out. And kudos to comparing her to a food that gives you gas. What woman wouldn't be seduced by this charmer?
So, let's go through Wibberley's resume:
- Prison time? Check.
- More than three dozen exes? Check.
- Other woman with his name tattooed on them? Check.
- Paranoid and possessive? Check.
Considering his track record, it's pretty clear the last thing this woman should want is any reminder she dated him. He's 23 and has already had nearly 40 girlfriends, so we're going to go Nostradamus here and say this relationship may not make it until he orders her to foot the bill the next time they order take-out fish and chips.