Candy Corn Pizza Has Arrived and It’s a Whole Bunch of Yuck
Okay, what in the name of 30-minute delivery is going on here?
Last week, someone one Twitter posted a photo of a candy corn pizza made with a DiGiorno. Yeah, pizza…topped with candy corn.
Tis the season my dudes pic.twitter.com/BzNqeaY191
— ASSWOLF (@TheRealAsswolf) September 18, 2017
It’s the latest controversial culinary creation to gain traction this fall — it joins pumpkin spice pizza — and makes you wonder where exactly this madness will end. Turkey and gravy pizza? Pecan pie pizza? Egg nog pizza when Christmas rolls around?
As you may have expected, people were up in arms over the thought that candy corn and pizza have been merged into one. The Twittersphere exploded (mostly) in rage. Heck, even DiGiorno got in on it.
First it was pineapple on pizza.
Then it was pizza in milk.
Then it was pizza and peeps.
Now it's candy corn on pizza.
— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) September 18, 2017
someone took time out their life and career to make candy. corn. pizza. pic.twitter.com/k2Rnon03LW
— whitty huton (@cyberspacedork) September 21, 2017
let me know if you ever open a restaurant so I can make sure to never go there
— STINKY BOY™ (@zathblackmarrow) September 18, 2017
How to ruin a perfectly good pizza. CANDY CORN?! Whoever did this .. you make me sick. What is wrong with you?! https://t.co/9HtTEWyxIM
— boots (@bootsvii) September 21, 2017
CANDY CORN DOES NOT GO ON PIZZA
— Brifnar The Bear (@BB_ScareBear) September 18, 2017
someone is getting tons of attention for putting candy corn on pizza
— Hallowoobs (@BuffaloWildWoob) September 18, 2017
Toppings that should never go on a pizza:
– Candy corn
– Bananas (seriously… WHAT????) pic.twitter.com/FWj62h4skS
— Caffeinated Techie (@Ciscoandchai) September 24, 2017
Candy corn as a pizza topping? I must be hungry because it looks kinda good! pic.twitter.com/DB9UPqq5Vs
— Dave Ryan (@daveryankdwb) September 25, 2017
Candy corn on pizza. Why? WHY?? pic.twitter.com/Eic3JdGgLr
— Jill Daviau (@neithskye) September 18, 2017
This is the grossest thing I've ever seen
— Katryel Clark (@clarky_35) September 19, 2017
ppl on twitter so fast to diss candy corn, pineapple on pizza, and all the good things in life smh… don't hate what u don't understand :/
— em sjo★ (@emilysjoberg) September 20, 2017
Ewww. I love candy corn & pizza but not together. pic.twitter.com/xZrWbpGXsh
— Damien Reaper (@MrDamienReaper) September 19, 2017
Pineapple pizza haters and pineapple pizza lovers must leave their differences aside and abolish candy corn pizza
— Big dumpster monster (@Tencoon_) September 19, 2017