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Best Places to Get Punched in the Face in Grand Junction

Best Places to Get Punched in the Face in Grand Junction
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Here are a few places around Grand Junction for a five finger sandwich, a good ole punch in the face. (Please don’t go punching people in the face at these places.)

Whether you want a punch to the face or want to give a punch, you’ve got some options.


1

Shopping During Black Friday

 

 

Thanksgiving is right around the corner, which means so is the craziness of Black Friday. Any store on Black Friday will do for a punch in the face, especially if you take the last of anything.

 

2

Taking a Karate or Boxing Class

 

 

This is a great way to disguise your punch. “Oops, I was just practicing,” could be a valid excuse. Watch out though, your chances of getting punched have exponentially increased.

 

3

Any Bar in Town

 

 

You’ve got some selection when it comes to which bar to do some punching. Seems like alcohol really brings out the aggression in people — perfect for you.

 

4

Parks

 

 

Although it does seem wrong that this kind of thing would happen at a park, it’s just the truth. Seems like lots of sketchiness happens around the parks in Grand Junction.

 

5

Children’s Little League Game

 

 

Something about sports plus kids makes for some very angry parents. Take notes from a t-ball game in Cortez where ten people were charged with disturbing faces with punches.

 

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